phonokraft

Lettuce

Phonokraft are especially happy to present our latest creation, and we're confident that you'll love this tasty vegetable just as much as we do!  Try cutting or tearing it into small, flat morsels.  You can prepare a special sauce of olive oil, vinegar, herbs, and spices, and mix it up with the lettuce pieces.  Our lab techs have discovered that the resulting delicacy is most conveniently served with an oversized wooden fork and spoon.

psyPod

This gem comes loaded with every psychedelic song every recorded.  An image-packed interactive tutorial will get you up to "speed" in no time.  Includes all of these bonus features:

• Complete liner notes, in "upper" and lower case.
• Date, time, and cause of each lead singer's overdose.
• eCopy of "Star Trek for 'dope's"
• Complete Dragnet episode listing.
• Secret compartment for your Pokemon cards.

Carrots

These yummy long round things can be boiled until they are incredibly soft.  That's when they really shine.  When prepared in this fashion, they are a perfect complement to the delicious lettuce recipe described above.