phonokraft

Founded on the adamant proposition that craftsmanship brings trees and sound together, phonokraft aims to serve the arborial acoustician.  With investing strategies, dating advice, mouth-watering recipes, and other contextual imperatives, this site will soon captivate your web-mind like a swarm of teething marsupials.  Welcome aboard,and enjoy!

What's New?

Check out the new Goudaphonic Series of edible radios!

What We Do

We live.  We serve.  We live to serve.  In our service, we strive to embody the very quick of life.  By whole-heartedly embracing the myriad manifestations of the life-force, it is our sincere commitment to construct and reinforce the fabric of service, thereby making it fully available to those around us.

Other News:

In this, our most novel and up-to-date website ever, you will discover that we have added precisely 17.3% of the bullet items for which you, our faithful customers, have clamored:

• This bullet item is absolutely new.
• Our newsletter has become verklempt, and we have put it on personal leave.
• Our sentences have been reformulated with a higher number of singular / plurar mismatch.

Watch for a more coherent message in the picoseconds to come!